CLIPPY 9000 - "It Looks Like You’re Writing a Phishing Email" Cybersecurity Tee
This is the shirt for people who treat every attachment like a hostage situation. The back is a deadpan Office Assistant warning: “It looks like you’re writing a phishing email.” The chest stays quiet — CLIPPY 9000, red eye, split 9000-series plate — so only the ones who have actually clicked Enable Content will clock it. Wear it at BSides, on an IR weekend, or to brunch when you want the phishing-aware table to find you. Side-seamed, light enough for a packed con hall, structured enough that the white type doesn’t look like a promo giveaway.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz); heathers are a cotton/poly blend
- Retail unisex fit with side seams so it hangs clean instead of twisting
- Ribbed crewneck and shoulder taping to keep the collar from blowing out
- Tear-away label
- Smooth print surface for the back type and the CLIPPY9000 plate
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
- Do not dry clean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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